Tiger Woods Looks Devastated After His Break Up With Lindsey Vonn

You see that, that right there is the smile of a sex addict who has recently been untethered from his girlfriend leash. Besides “Winning a Major” smile that’s peak Tiger. You can just see it in his eyes, “I’m back baby”. And when I say I’m back I mean I’m going to piss on both of these chicks and make them call me their blasian stallion.

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I’ve said this before but being rich is cool because you have lots of money but more than that it’s cool because you can have a HORRENDOUS patchy head and no one in the world will tell you to put a hat on.