Guy Leaves His Girlfriend In The Dust Trying To Get Out Of The Way Of A Shark

The good news is they're both alive. The bad news? That relationship is over. You simply cannot recover from that type of abandonment. The second he realized there was shark between him and the shore he was gone. Look at the distance he put between them...

Poor lady was trying to her best just to keep up meanwhile she's being hunted by twelve-footer in chest-deep water. Don't get me wrong, I understand that instinct plays a big role in any survival situation, but you can't run away from your girlfriend right as she's about to get eaten by a shark. You have to at least pretend you care. Turn your head around to check on her, do something. Make it look like you tried. Oh well. Here's a video of Mike Tyson wrestling a shark that has nothing to do with anything I just blogged. Enjoy...