Choose Your Own Adventure Blog - Girl Spills Beer On Couples Head During Last Night's Wizards/Hawks Kiss Cam, 2 Blogs For The Price Of One

You know the rules, 2 blogs for the price of one so that the few people out there who actually think this is real can have their fun and live in their la la land of Shaq falls and Mascot fails.

Blog 1 – Kiss Cam Fail, Couple Goes In For Kiss At Wizards/Hawks Game And Spills Beer EVERYWHERE

SPLASH ZONE. One second you’re having fun on the Kiss Cam, enjoying your date night with some playoff basketball and the next you’re taking a BEER SHOWER. Oh man, what a fail, epic fail, fail of century. And what are the odds? I feel like I’ve seen a million Kiss Cam videos before and I’ve never seen this one. Just so crazy, how does she not realize she has a full beer in her hand? She must be hammered, lol, don’t drink and Kiss amirite guys? My man D said it best. Kiss Cam, more like SUDS CAM!

Actually I take that back, my man Schefty said it even better. This. Is. Classic. (periods for emphasis so you know just how classic this is)

Blog 2 – If You Think This Kiss Cam Video Is Real Go Ahead And Kill Yourself.

That’s it, that’s the whole blog. Kill yourself, but before you do clear your web browsing history so your family won’t be embarrassed by how much you suck at the internet.

PS

I know it is probably just a bunch of people from the Hawks front office filming this in an empty arena and not even real actors, but this guy should be fired either way

“Oh my god, you just spilled the beer, crazzzzzy”