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Elon Musk Shows Off His Pig That Has Had A Chip Implanted In Its Brain And Says That Is The Future For Humans

Allow me to be the first on this webpage to say...

We've seen Elon Musk talk about implants and neuralink before. He talks about it all the time. He talked about it at length on the Joe Rogan show not that long ago

When he talked about it then it seemed like some sort of far off crazy project that people would have to worry about in like 200 years or some shit. A dilemma for future people long after I have died as a consequence of global warming and a sedentary lifestyle. This changes everything. This makes it seem like if I don't have a robot brain merged with artificial intelligence then I am completely fucked as a human being. Left to the dust bin of history as this superior race of people takes over the world. Or something. I don't know, but it creeps me out. Pigs, according to one google search, at 84% genetically identical to human beings. That is too close for comfort. 

Elon has said that we will be able to communicate with people just through our thoughts. Non-verbal. Do you know how scary that is? I don't want people knowing what I am thinking. 99% of my thoughts are trash. You have to filter out all of your terrible ideas in an instant and only act on and speak the 1% and even then I do and say so many dumb ass things. You need to be given the opportunity to let your bad ideas die in your head so you, yourself, don't die. If Elon and his army of mind readers can see all of your moronic/awful thoughts then nobody is going to be able to even wake up and think freely. That is a BAD thing. 

They say that men think about sex like every three seconds. I don't have a neuralink in my brain so I can't do the math in an instant but that means I have probably thought about sex roughly 80 times since I started this blog. Those are MY thoughts. That is MY problem. I don't need Elon keeping tabs on my horniness. I already have my search history doing that and quite honestly that is scary enough. 

We really need Elon's SpaceX to be his most successful project. Launch a rocket into outer-space, colonize Mars, and then have all of his insane ideas just live there with him. You want a species of microchip brains, go nuts, just make sure you're doing it on a planet 46.8 million miles away from here. I'd rather live on Earth where my thoughts are my own and I have to do backwards as things like communicate with words and non-verbal cues. When I ask a girl "what's wrong" and she says "nothing" that is better than being able to instantly download everything she hates about me. Give me the anxiety and a chance that she will get over it until the next fight.