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Lè Tits Out: Thanks To COVID Lockdown French Women Are Ditching Their Bras (And I'm Jumping On The Bandwagon)

According to an IFOP survey (French marketing/research/polling org), before COVID about 3% of French women weren't wearing bras in public but now it's up to around 7%. Why? They got used to not having to wear them during all this time spent at home on isolation & quarantining, and now that they've had a taste of the free life they're not going back.

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Via France 24 News:

The trend is even more pronounced among women under 25, 18 percent of whom say they now regularly don’t wear a bra in public.

"So what we measured at the end of the lockdown is that this very particular period of isolation at home had indeed been the occasion of a real boom in the practice of No Bra, among all French women,” Jean-Philippe Dubrulle, Ifop director of studies, told AFP.

“The number of women who gave up the bra during the lockdown multiplied by three and even more among young women, those under 25, which multiplied by four or five."

Matter o' fact, as I sit at home writing this my yabbos/slammers/sweater puppies/jubblies/cha chas/knockers/dongles/air bags/bongles/chest cheeks/Ying Yang Twins/party pillows are basking in the breeze of my window AC, titties (almost) poppin', nips boppin'. 

Flights, long road trips, hoodie days, relaxed boonies beaches, any time spent at home.. my bra is off, and if I have one on it's the first thing I fling across the room when I get home. Sometimes I'll have been home for a few hours, realize it's still on & get mad at myself because I'll never get that braless time back. The fact is that besides running, I genuinely don't need one and only wear 'em because it's the socially acceptable thing to do. It's like a weird joke I have to play on myself.

On a good day with padding I'm a B, so since I was in high school I've been spending big bucks (they are NEEDLESSLY expensive, one solid bra is like $65 & then they fall apart because there's no way in hell I'm taking the extra time to wash them right) for no reason. There's plenty of men out there with bigger tits than mine doing just fine without having to strap some overpriced, uncomfortable holster across their chests, so why should I?

Well for now the answer to "why should I wear one" is solely to avoid an endless stream of subsequent "I see nipple!" comments that would come with letting the gals hang out in my shirt. Though would it really be so bad in return for 24/7 comfort? Plus, without nipples boobs are just pointless. (ha  ha). Whatever I decide, I'm glad our sisters over in France have got the ball rolling on tossing them out for good. If anything positive were to come from COVID, lè tits out for all is not a bad one. 

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