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Another Week, Another Rumor About Kim Jong Un Being In A Coma And His Sister Assuming Control In North Korea

NY Post- North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has fallen into a coma, a former South Korean official is claiming on the heels of reports that the northern leader has ceded some of his power to his younger sister.

Chang Song-min, a former aide to late South Korean President Kim Dae-jung, has alleged that the Hermit Kingdom’s honcho has become seriously ill amid speculation about his limited public appearances this year, the Mirror reported. “I assess him to be in a coma, but his life has not ended,” he told South Korean media.

The former aide added that the leader’s younger sister, Kim Yo Jong, was poised to help lead the country. “A complete succession structure has not been formed, so Kim Yo Jong is being brought to the fore as the vacuum cannot be maintained for a prolonged period,” he said. His claims come after South Korean spies revealed that the 33-year-old sibling now serves as his “de facto second-in-command,” though she has not been designated his successor.

In full disclosure, I have no idea if this rumor is true or if we will be getting Kim Jong Undertaker gifs again in a few days.

Was I was the only person here at Barstool saying Big Baby Jong Un had not died amidst reports he had gone to the big cloud in the sky jet fuel fire in hell? Of course!

Please don't read the actual blog, just agree that I was the only person here reporting the truth

But it is my duty as a smut blogger to report that one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet is potentially checking out once trustworthy news outlets like the New York Post, Fox News, and Hindustan Times say it to be so.

I will withhold my feelings of saying whether or not I hope Kim Jong Un will meet his maker before the 2020 NFL season kicks off because I would sure hate to get cancelled for saying something #mean about a scumbag evil dictator. But based on what Donnie has said about KJU's sister being the baddest bitch (not the good kind of bad bitch like the Beyhive calls Beyonce or Swifties call Taylor Swift) as well as this being the worst year ever, I expect this all to end in whatever would be the worst for the roughly 7 billion living in this extremely shitty world right now.