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Lana Admits She and Rusev Totally Did It in That Russian Tank at Wrestlemania 31

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Source - At WrestleMania 31, Rusev lost the United States Championship to John Cena. After being pushed very well in his first few months, this is what many people deem to be the beginning of the end for Rusev in WWE.

While the match between Cena and Rusev isn’t all that memorable, the tank that Rusev and Lana made their entrance down to the ring on isn’t as easy to forget. Fans still talk about it as one of the best ‘Mania entrances of all time.

Several months ago, the now-former WWE star Rusev implied on Twitter that he and Lana had sex on the tank from WrestleMania. Lana has now confirmed that this story is true. 

Taking to Instagram, Lana posted a picture of her and Rusev on the beach, noting that the pair had “just had sex in the Black Sea”. She then added that they also had sex “on the tank at WrestleMania”. 

We just had sex in the Black Sea @tobemiro ! And on the tank at Wrestlemania!!! ???? 

Sadly, I can't present you with the IG post in question. Because in the ever-changing and ever-arbitrary judgment of our social media overlords, whatever Lana posted about the beautiful coupling between these two committed soulmates was deemed too offensive, and it was taken down. And she, understandably, is none too happy about she and her partner not being able to share their expressions of physical love taking place in the sea and in a mechanized killing machine at a wrestling match. 

Instagram is prejudice towards the Black Sea, prejudice towards the Bulgarian brute, towards Bulgaria. Because I don’t see any other reason why all 95 percent of IG can post explicit content but I can’t post a picture kissing my Bulgarian husband in Bulgaria ??? But all the Americans in America can ? At least #tiktok apologizes for being prejudice but IG you are the worst ! You allow me to get bullied by so many people on here and then descriminate towards REAL LOVE ! 

And I couldn't agree with her more. How can you deny this lovely couple the chance to share their story about boning in an armored front line fighting vehicle?

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Listen, some physical expressions of love are just too intense for civilians. They need to be contained in inches of blast-proof steel armor in order to protect innocents and limit collateral damage. That doesn't make them any less beautiful or worth sharing with the world. So lighten up, Francis. And you keep doing you, Lana and Rusev. Getting paid to wrestle, be worshiped by legions of adoring fans, bang in a military vehicle and then ride it in to the sound of your entrance music can't be the worst life in the world to live.