There Hasn't Been A 5 O'Clock Shadow As Hot In The Streets As White Sox Dave's Since Don Johnson

Dante8/06/2020 11:39 PM

Saw this tweet on Sunday night and expected way more admiration for White Sox Dave's 5 o'clock shadow.

I mean look at this.

(Be nice and kindly ignore everything in this pic besides Dave's shadow)

ZOOM

That's with #NOFILTER!

It flat out doesn't get the respect it deserves.

In fact, it draws a lot of hate from a lot of people that are jealous of it.

Like one of history's all-time great h8er's Smitty.

The same Smitty that took the original pic and replaced it with the altered version to make Dave basically look like this guy -

That picture was grossly embellished, as Dave informed everybody in his rebuttal blog.

So back to Sunday night. When I saw that tweet from the redline account with Marty I was SHOCKED to see Smitty hadn't piled on.

For how much attention Dave's shadow got from the pic from the Chicago office dinner at La Scarola (Top 2 Italian joint in Chicago) to not really a peep now does it mean people are finally coming to their senses and realizing how awesome Dave's facial hair game is?

Here's the original pic for reference -

That one is NOT exaggerated in photoshop. It's just naturally magnificent.

The only thing hotter than White Sox Dave's takes the past 5 months has been his facial hair game.

So hot in fact that I would venture to say he deserves to be mentioned in the best 5 o'clock shadows of all-time discussion.

I posed the question on the twitter

these were some of the better responses and no-brainers.

Are we talking A League of Their Own Rosie or Talk Show Rosie? Please clarify.

Next one is pretty much a no-brainer.

Has anybody ever seen Jason Stathem shaved?

Fuckin stud.

Devlin with an under the radar choice -