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Did You Know That Method Man Is The Greatest Lacrosse Player Of All Time?

Short answer: yes.

Long answer: HELL yes. I had no idea the Ticalian Stallion was a high school phenom with the sticks. Apparently a few years back he went on LeBatard and talked at length about whooping up on Stugotz and Port Washington with regularity. 

Let me also say this: I don't think the PLL made a mistake when they put Meth next to Jim Brown and Dan Katz in these cardboard cutouts in the stands. That was intentional. They were making a proclamation to the world that these are the three premier athletes who have ever stepped on the pitch and twirled spoons. It's up to the viewer to sit in their living room and debate the individual accolades themselves, but make no bones about that subliminal messaging. The PLL knows it, I know it, now hopefully you know it, too. Method Man, THE M.E.T.H.O.D. Man, is, was, and forever will be the greatest lacrosse player of all time. What a life. One of the faces of Wu Tang, a beloved character on "The Wire," the only feature on Biggie's first album, and also a Long Island lax bro. Truly an enigma wrapped up in a mystery.