SI Rookie Swimsuit Model Got Into A Sexy Fight On The Beach With...WHAT?!?!?

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BAW GAWD WHAT A BATTLE!!!  Those gosh darn hair extensions!  They're not always getting in the way, but they're always in the way for WAR!  Story of all of our lives, Josephine!  Story of all of our lives!  Oh well!  Good on Josephine for continuing to fight the good fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with Josephine for rookie of the life!  

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*JOSEPHINE BREAK: Check in with Fortnight Boy for me, please!  Getting difficult getting all these PAGEVIEWS for him!

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BACK TO THE JOSEPHINE!!!*

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Thank you, Josephine!  Thank you!