Chad Ochocinco Admits He Took Viagra Before Every Game Because He Believed No One Could Stop Him If He Ran On 3 Legs

I'm pretty sure Chad Johnson is a genius. That's my only takeaway here. The man is a genius for this. He's right, how do you stop someone with a 4 hour boner and quite possibly a 3rd leg? You don't want to get too close to him on press coverage if he's just got a raging hard on and all horned up. Plus, like he said, it's not a steroid. It's not gonna pop up on drug tests. Hell he even is on video admitting this!

It's just Viagra, NFL test doctor sees that and just think Ochocinco is trying to have some good postgame sex or something. Although he did tweet out the biggest lie these eyes have ever seen: 

11 people my ass. I refuse to believe that. I especially refuse to believe that if you're taking Viagra, having a hell of a career and not celebrating. You're fucking more than 11 people unless you're A.C. Green. That's something I just firmly believe in. But if you want to do something weird or view things differently - watch these highlights knowing that Ocho is all boned up. 

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I said it before but the man is a genius. The line of 'how you gonna stop me running on 3 legs' is one of the funniest goddamn quotes I've ever seen. It's so honest, so absurd and so goddamn funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny. Oh and he also made an ED joke about the Pats: 

I'm not gonna lie, I kind of want to take some Viagra and go run some routes. See if this will help during flag football season.