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Girl Shows Off Her Balloon Trick At A Party Annnnnnnd I'm Hard

 

 

Soooooooo yeah.  Does she have a boyfriend?  She has to.  The good ones are always taken.  Son of a bitch.  Life isn’t fair.  I’ll tell you what though, every dude in that room who came to the party with their girlfriend is SUPER uncomfortable after watching that display.  How could you not be.  You just watched a chick suck down a  giant balloon, it was awesome, you want to stand and applaud and your girlfriend is sitting right next to you.  You got dragged to a watch party for The Voice and a bachelor party broke out.  What do you do now?  Avoid eye contact at all costs.  Don’t even think about looking at her.  Go get some more dip from the kitchen.  Nope.  Don’t do that. Don’t stand up.  Your raging boner will only make things worse.  Just sit there and don’t move a muscle for at least 45 minutes.  Or maybe that girl is single and she’s the one friend who all the other girls worry about sleeping with their boyfriends.  They should be worried.  A talent like that comes around once or twice in a generation.  Heather Brooke just got put on notice.