Let's Just Enjoy All Of The Tank Shot Home Runs From Opening Weekend While We Had Them

What an opening weekend of baseball it was. Who the fuck knows what else we're going to get after the Marlins outbreak so let's just enjoy what we had and appreciate every second of it. 

Sure there were some stellar pitching performances, but we want to see the long ball at the end of the day. That's what moves the needle and puts asses in the seats (theoretically of course). Whether it was Giancarlo, Nellie Cruz, Yo, Trout, or Austin Riley there were some absolute bombs hit over the weekend and I'm here to give em' to ya. Let's feast of our eyes on some good ole fashioned yard work and try to not get emotional. 

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Please don't let this be the end.