Emily Ratajkowski Checking In With That Blonde Beach Heat!
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Emrata you Emrata, you! Nothing like a little blonde beach heat for humanity, during a global pandemic, no less! Good for Emily for fighting the good fight on our shorelines during these difficult days! Down with Covid-19! Up with Emrata and that BEACH HEAT!
EMRATA BREAK: Somebody check in on Fortnight Boy and let him know I'm doing his PAGEVIEWS job for him! AGAIN!
BACK TO EMRATA!!!
Thank you, Emily! Thank you!