Here's Your 2015 New England Patriots Schedule

People go NUTS for this shit. All day everyone’s been offering guesses and wondering who’s playing who where and at what time. Leaking fake schedules. Who gives a fuck? Tell me when the game is and I’ll show up with my guys. Think Bill Belichick said that. But here it is, make all your preposterous guesses and predictions. I’m gonna stay level-headed and say 14-2 with losses at Dallas and Houston (Update: I forgot about Romo participating in a deflategate joke. That game has now been moved to the Blowout pile. 15-1). Blowouts Sunday night in Indy, Monday night against Buffalo at Gillette, and every other game. If you disagree argue amongst yourselves.

5, we’re coming for that ass.

PS – Week 4 bye really sucks for the team, but I love it for me. Get that out of the way early.