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Welcome To Fort Neverlose, Bitch

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I dont think Ovechkin understands the sort of Long Island trash he’s dealing with today. I’m talking about Jnco shorts with some Asics and tube socks while you chug a Heineken at 10am sorta shit. I’m talking Suffolk Folk who legit dont have anything to live for except New York Islanders hockey. Like this dude right here might just end it all when the Isles move to Brooklyn. This is his entire existence. This team is his family. That little shanty we call the Barn is home. And Ovechkin and the Caps are uninvited guests that are about to get kicked to the curb.

Welcome to Fort Neverlose bitches. Now yis cant leave.