Happy Birthday to American Queen Alex Morgan
Happy 31st birthday to an American icon and a woman I would happily elect president — or queen, if we could get that change made — tomorrow, Alex Morgan.
I don't know how many people I'd describe as "flawless," but I think I'd put Morgan in that category. She's beautiful, she kicks ass on the soccer field and just seems like a person you'd want to hang out with, especially after winning a World Cup.
And she's ruthless on the pitch, too. Never forget when she scored the go-ahead goal against our former colonizers on the week of July 4th and then whipped out the most savage celly in women's soccer history just to remind them who's boss now.
Alex Morgan is simply one of the best people we have in this country. Happy birthday, queen.
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