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High Powered Banker Fired After Being Exposed As A Dominatrix Prostitute

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Daily MailA leading bank official has been fired after being exposed as a Nazi-themed dominatrix. The 46-year-old had worked at the central bank of the Netherlands for eight years. However, for the past six of them, she has also been offering her sexual services at more than £300 an hour. Identified only by her ‘professional’ name, Conchita van der Waal, she asked clients for requests, saying ‘the kinkier the better’.  Van der Waal’s website, which has been taken offline, shows a range of provocative images, including one of her wearing an SS cap. She advises prospective clients: ‘I have a challenging career in international finance. It takes me to many places (mainly western Europe and America).  ‘Business meetings, elegant suits, lace stockings, garter belts, hold-ups, stiletto heels. If only my colleagues, clients or boss knew that at night I enjoy my hobby of being a hooker.’ Her online advert advises that she is a native Dutch blonde who is a ‘high-class nymphomaniac and prostitute’. She describes her greatest passion as ‘raunchy kinky sex with wild strangers and naughty men’. Quote, a Dutch magazine, reported that van der Waal had a ‘supervisory’ role at her country’s central bank while specialising in sadomasochism in her spare time.  After the magazine broke the story, the bank confirmed it had fired her over ‘integrity issues’. Prostitution in Holland is legal although workers at the Dutch central bank are not allowed to engage in any activities which could bring the institution into disrepute, such as ‘indecent behaviour’.

Thats just the risk you run when you wanna lead a double life. Take it from someone who once hid a side gig from their employer. You wanna moonlight as something different from your day job, you’re rolling the dice. Its a little different of a situation, because I didnt engage in Nazi prostitution, but the same basic idea applied. I was sitting at my desk slinging smut at blind people knowing full well that if I ever got caught, it was curtains. I knew the exact risk I was taking. I bet Conchita van der Waal did too. There’s no way you become a high class nymphomaniac hooker who loves kinky sex with wild strangers without understanding that your life as a banker is probably gonna come to an end one day. You basically ride it out as long as possible. Keep getting paid for your hobby and keep collecting a paycheck until you get caught.

Now Conchita van der Waal can go full time whore. Thats a beautiful thing. More sadomasochism. More Gestapo gangbangs and shit. I’m sure when Conchita got fired she was like “Yup, sounds about right.” Its just to be expected when you decide to become a prostitute on the side.

PS – Conchita van der Waal is a great nickname. Not a good nickname. A GREAT nickname. Out of all the stripper/hooker aliases I’ve encountered Conchita takes the cake.