Can Someone Please Call Gravity And Explain How This Bathing Suit Works?

CBS6/15/2020 10:00 PM

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Somebody get Issac Newton on the telegraph! How in the world does this suit stay on properly?!?!?! Nobody knows, other than Abby of course! It may be sorcery to most, but to her it's another day by the pool! During a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with Abby and others coming out of this catastrophe even STRONGER than ever! Now let's put another shrimp on the barbie!