Bieber Cuckholded The Shit Out Of Big Sean Right On Stage Last Night

Let me first say that I hate myself for even writing that headline knowing how happy it will make Portnoy. I used to like Bieber back in the day because he put out bangers, but David Portnoy singlehandedly ruined that for me. Made me basically hate the kid. But, having said that, there’s no denying what happened here and there’s no other way to say it. Bieber literally went on stage and cuckholded Big Sean. Stole his girl’s billion dollar pussy in front of the entire world and looked him right in the eyes while he did it. As a man (and probably a white man if you’re reading Barstool Sports), you have to tip your cap to Bieber for that. There are a million videos on PornHub of little white dudes being forced to watch their girl get fucked by a black guy. Bieber just got us on the board. It’s now 1,000,000 to 1. We’re on the comeback trail baby! Bieber got a girl to come back from black. One crack is all it takes for a dam to break so things might finally be turning around for white men in America.