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GLORY HOLES ARE BACK BABY!

New York City is slowly but surely inching back toward normalcy following the absolute madness that has been the COVID-19 pandemic. One major step in this process Is face to face human contact with someone you don't live with. What's everyone's favorite form of face to face contact? Sex! While I will not be commenting at this time if sex is something I have done before, I will emphasize a certain point made in this tweet: “Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.” 

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"like walls" 

Now I may not be the most experienced sex haver on the planet, but I am familiar with the concept of glory holes. While usually reserved for seedy strip club bathrooms and public rest stop bathrooms (which I'm sure will be booming business now too), are glory holes going to be coming (heyooo) soon to a home near you? Only time will tell.

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Also, will milking (shoutout DAVE) be thrust into the sexual forefront now to limit (or at least help to be easier to limit) certain types of contact? 

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2020 has taken a ton from us: Celebrities, sports, bars, jobs, vacations and more. But has it now finally given us something in return? One can only hope.