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This Little Man Is Smoother At Taking Out The Trash Than You'll Ever Be At Anything In Your Life

This slick little bastard. This kid has to be like, what, 7 or 8 years old? And for as long as he can remember, he's had to take the trash out on his way to school or wherever he's going. And for the longest time, he's had to put his bag down, open the trash can lid, throw the trash away, pick his bag back up, and then carry on with the rest of his day. Why he can't just put the backpack on his back is another argument for another day. But this kid is 7 or 8 years old and he was wasting half of his life taking out the trash. Ain't nobody got time for that. Especially when little man clearly has all the ladies waiting for him at recess. He can't afford to be wasting a single moment of the day. 

So what does he go ahead and do? Changes up the game forever. 

Bang. He knows he's smooth as shit. You know he's smooth as shit. He knows that you know he's smooth as shit. I think we all know which song was blaring at full volume when this kid popped out of the womb. 

@JordieBarstool