Orioles Phenom Kevin Gausman Gets Engaged...What A Lucky Gal

Holy shit what a looker that one is! Smart, attractive, amazing body, breathtaking smile, and she’s not bad either. If she’s a 10, he’s a 12. Together they are like if a unicorn painted the most perfect picture in the world. She is quite a lucky gal.

And fantastic photobomb by that bro in the background. Photobombing doesn’t take days off.

There is no doubt in my mind, the O’s have the hottest wives and girlfriends in the league.

Good timing for Gausman, who I now expect to be in the bullpen when the season starts. He can take his honeymoon in early September, because the O’s will have the division wrapped up by then. People will say “Oh what an IDIOT getting married at 24.” Easy pal, when you’re on your way to being a top tier starter on a ball club that is going to be contending for a World Series title, you can do whatever you want.

Congrats to the cute couple, road to 130 wins starts Monday, and I’ll have my Orioles preview up then. I leave you with more pictures of the couple.