Chick Who Pranked Her Boyfriend With Blindfolded Birthday Sex Only To Wax His Ass Instead Should Probably Face The Death Penalty

Call it a hunch but based solely upon looks I think this video is not only real but that this guy agrees with my spicy take in the headline:

Here’s the thing: Birthdays are the fucking worst. You’re getting older, have to hear everyone in your life talk about it, and then go through the motions of getting drunk into genuine agony or some other birthday ritual that you probably hate but everyone else thinks you want because “It’s your birthday!!!” So doing some shit like this to this poor dude seems like the cruelest prank of all. Blindfolding someone is a big leap of trust. Blindfolding someone IN THE NUDE is an even bigger one. Even if it is for an Internet prank video, you can’t go teasing him with blowies and kinky shit befitting a day celebrating someone’s life and instead just leave him with a sore asshole. I think we’ve all been there, right fellas? *looks for high fives *slowly withdraws hand

The aggressive usage of flirtatious emoticons in the subtitles seems extra cruel in hindsight:

“My rectum is bleeding profusely :'(“