Ilya Ovechkin Is Already A First Liner Based On Name Alone

My guy Ovi! Welcome to the world Ilya Ovechkin, who you can already picture skating down the wing getting ready to put in his 50th goal of the season. What a name. You can already tell just based on name alone- Sergei Ovechkin is going to be a bruiser, and Ilya is going to be the fancy boy. And together they are going to cause mayhem on the rest of the league in 2038. Yes, I have already decided they both will play on the Caps, it's the least the NHL could do after Ovi becomes the first 1,000 goal scorer. 

Congrats to Ovi and Mrs. Ovi, and let's hope Ilya is taking a nap inside the Stanley Cup in a few months.