Can't Be More Of A Hipster Doofus Than This Guy Last Night
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Just going to start my day off with a nice bowl of Hate. Why? Because I wanted to hate the Bieber roast last night, I went into it with that intention but then I watched it and I have to admit, it was pretty good. Some very funny moments, some pretty good bits, and the occasional “wow” joke that you can only find in a roast when everything is fair game. I also figured the rest of the blog would cover some of the actual roast and I’ll zig when everyone zags here. So where does that land us? Where do I turn my hate? How about this hipster doofus sitting at Kendall Jenner’s table in a room full of Hollywood smokes, wearing a fucking beetlejuice blanket like an asshole. Fuck that guy. Bet he has his guitar under the table too, you know, “just in case” anyone wants him to play some Ray Lamontagne and chill out. Get out of my face with that shit man, just dress like a normal person.
Also, Jaden Smith and his stupid camelback are quickly climbing the charts for most hated person in Hollywood. Something about that kid just boils my blood.
Oh that’s right, maybe it’s the fact that he’s a 16 year old rich kid that think he has life figured out…
h/t @MickGruffster