Just A Full Blown Rhinoceros Casually Rampaging Through The Streets Of Nepal

It’s all fun and games till a motherfucking Triceratops gorges through the streets.  People apparently were killed and injured by this biological tank, so I’m not going to joke around about what happened.  Just be thankful you (probably) don’t live in a place where real life Jumanji can go down in the blink of an eye. Unless you’re a world class hardo and want to climb Mt. Everest or are looking to get shitfaced by Marion Ravenwood, there’s literally no reason to venture to Nepal.  None.