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Adrian Peterson Had A Nice Quiet 30th Birthday Party

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So I guess Adrian Peterson is a 30 year old man going on 5. Like when your parents used to ask you what you wanted for your birthday and you would just say the most absurd shit even though you knew you had no chance.

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-Hey Adrian, what do you want for your birthday man? Little party? Maybe have a few friends over?

 

-You know that movie Aladdin? Well I want that but in Texas. I want Arabia to come to Texas. And make sure there are at least 10 wild animals. Bring me a camel.

 

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Can’t wait for next year when Adrian Peterson asks for a pony and promises he’ll take great care of it.

 

 

 

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