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Guy Fieri Has Raised Over $20 Million For Out-Of-Work-Restaurant Staffers Like The Hero That He Is

WE STAN A KING.

I mean over $20 Million is legitimately, as our king would put it, OUT OF BOUNDS. Shoutout to the Mayor of Flavortown & King of the Frosted Tips on coming up clutch when it matters most for the people out there that have made a career like his possible. 

And can I comment on the fit my guy guy is rocking? This man was live from Flavortown (I'm pretty sure anywhere Guy Fieri currently is can be considered Flavortown) in an actual FLAVORTOWN shirt! A Shirt with the Hollywood letters spelt as Flavortown. Doesn't get much better than that, folks.

I would also be remissed not to bring up the time Guy Fieri called me a pussy/the best moment of my life.

*WE ARE LIVE ON TWITCH COME JOIN IN AND TALK GUY*