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Woman Gets Drunk, Gets Lost And Ends Up With A NASTY Frost Bite On Her Hands

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Metro- We don’t know her name, but she describes herself as ‘Australian and really f****** stupid’. Rightly so. She got completely blind drunk in a remote Canadian village, fell asleep outside and got frostbite on her hands. The party animal documents her bizarre series of events on imgur.com under the heading ‘that one time I got frostbite…’ She writes: ‘I was blackout drunk by midnight, with no phone, no money and no idea where I was and I couldn’t find my way home. ‘Last I was seen was 2.30am. Now don’t mistake for this for a sob story, there’s no complaining here. Just pure unadulterated idiocy. She was found curled up in a ball outside at 5.45am. ‘At 6.30 a nurse told me that best case scenario I keep my fingers,’ she continued. ‘Worst case, I lose my hands. ‘High off my t**s on morphine, still pretty drunk and alone in another country getting that nice little tidbit of information was pretty f****** terrifying. Dr Freezin (we know) explained how her fingers were going to blister and puff before she came back in to have them popped.

 

 

 

Ummmmmm GROSS.  So fucking gross.  Her fingers look like goddamn balloons.  That couldn’t look more painful.  Waking up with a hangover is one thing.  But to wake up the morning after a rager and to see your hands look like that might be the ultimate nightmare.  I do appreciate her candor during the whole thing.  Most people would make up an excuse and say they were over served by the bartender or it was their friends fault because they should’ve gotten her home when they realized she was blacked.  This chick?  Nah, I fucked up big time.  This one is all on me.  She said, “No complaining here.  Just pure unadulterated idiocy.”  I respect that.  Your blackout is your black out.  Take responsibility for it.  Some days you wake up with your room covered with beef jerky wrappers and you don’t know how you got there.  Other days you wake up and your hands look like they’re filled with helium.  You just never know with a black out.  Spin the wheel!

 

PS- My sneaky favorite line is “Last I was seen was 2:30am.” That’s when you know you’re blacked the fuck out.  It’s one of the worst feelings ever.  When you’re so blacked out that the only way to piece your night together is to ask around and see who saw you last.  There’s always one person who was like, “Yeah, I saw you at 3am outside the pizza place eating three slices stacked on top of each other” and you have no recollection of it.