Of Course Jon Gruden Eviscerates Marcus Mariota And Oregon's "Fluorescent Yellow" Uniforms While Wearing A Neon Yellow Shirt

“Look at you, you’re getting smashed like a banana.  I love it.”

Ha.  Classic Chucky.  Just ignoring all aspects of reality that surrounds him with exception to Spider II Y Bananas and Hooters.   Hey, at least it’s probably the first time he’s ever bashed a player or team.   Baby steps, Coach.  Not a great look being the only person in human history who can go on national TV and verbally blow anyone in any circumstance.  The man once called Reno freaking Mahe a hell of a player and an even better guy.

Can’t wait for Gruden to accept Mariota’s forgiveness via bukake once he’s in Midnight (maybe Kelly one day?  Please?) Green.