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Somebody Walked Into A Wal-Mart Bathroom And Whoops There Was An Active Meth Lab In There

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MUNCIE, Ind. — Police found a meth lab inside a Walmart restroom in Muncie, Indiana, on Thursday night. Employees called police around 11:30 p.m. after discovering a suspicious backpack in the men’s restroom, according to WXIN. When troopers arrived, they found an active meth lab inside the backpack. Investigators dismantled the lab and removed the chemicals from the store. Police said the men’s and women’s restrooms would have to be thoroughly decontaminated before being reopened to customers. Investigators are still working to identify the person who left the backpack inside the restroom.

 

 

I can’t decide if this helps or hurts Wal-Mart’s brand.  I actually thinks it helps.  It’s no secret that Wal-Mart is where trailer trash goes to shop.  That’s just the way it is and the way it’s been forever now.  I don’t look down upon many people but if you need to go to Wal-Mart for groceries or almost anything under the sun, you’re white trash.  Sorry if I broke that news to you just now but it’s true.  Just go to Target.  It’s a step classier than the cesspool that is Wal-Mart and there’s usually one a block away from Wal-Mart.  I once lived at a place where there was literally a Wal-Mart across the street so I’d go there instead of Target.  Mistake.  Wal-Mart after 9pm is a literal circus.  It’s where all the freaks go.  But that’s why this active meth lab works for Wal-Mart because it’s right in the wheelhouse of their clientele.  Start putting meth labs in all the Wal-Mart bathrooms and now you truly have a one-stop-shop store.  Clothes, groceries, beef jerky and meth in the bathroom.  Done and done.

 

PS- The only “reasonable” explanation I can come up with for why these dudes were cooking in a Wal-Mart bathroom is because it’s so obvious.  So obvious and out in the open that nobody would even think to do it.  Or they’re just idiots.