Kylie Jenner Couldn't Sleep Last Night :(
I hear ya, KJ. Time is meaningless these days which means so are bed times. I'm a guy who in a non-global pandemic world would head to bed around 11:30pm, scroll Twitter for around a half hour and drift off into Sleep Land around midnight. As I've gotten older I need a solid 7-8 hours of sleep or I am big ol pair of cranky pants the next day. Nowadays, though? I'll glance at the clock and it'll be 2am and I'm still WIDE awake with Sleep Land not even off in the distance. It's truly baffling but also not really because every day is the exact same and my body can no longer tell what's going on at any given point. Back in my day, when we were still allowed to leave our homes and interact with other humans, days were broken up by various activities like going to work or meeting friends for dinner or running to the store for Sour Patch Kids. We're not allowed to do any of that anymore and it fucks up my sleep schedule. What I'm trying to say is that I empathize with KJ. Billionaire celebrities really are just like us. Cheers.
