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On this Day in PMT History: John Cena Thought About Fucking Big Cat's Belly Button

On April 4th, 2018, John Cena, aka "The Champ," aka "The Dr. of Thuganomics" (all-time underrated nickname) made his debut on Pardon My Take. 

John Cena had no idea what he was getting himself into... or more so the opportunity of what he could have gotten into.

Look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a man willing to risk it all. The face John Cena is making here should have been a new emoji in the last iOS update. I mean, can you blame him for thinking about it, though? There's simply no denying the depth of that belly button.

I mean, even A-list actor and heartthrob Zac Efron thought about it.

Shortly after PMT's interview with John Cena, he and his girlfriend, Nikki Bella, parted ways.

A few months later during Grit Week in LA, Mr. Cat asked Nikki Bella if she knew about the the eyes John Cena gave his belly button , and she seemed completely unaware of the actions that occurred in the Pardon My Take studio on April 4th, 2018.

Do the dots connect or was this all a coincidence? We may never know.