That Scumbag Smitty Says I Need To "Earn" My Right To Play COD Warzone With Johnny Bananas???

I was supposed to play Warzone with Smitty and Johnny Bananas today.  Here's the text:

And then I woke up today and Smitty, that Indian giver, pulled the rug from under me. Said I haven't "earned" my right to play with a celeb yet. 

In quest to become the world's most mediocre gamer of all time during this quarantine, I consulted this blog on how to play Call of Duty: Warzone last week -

And guess what? It actually worked. I had a 26/10 kill to death Ground War round a few days ago and even called in a few cluster strikes. NBD but KBD. But for as incredible as I've become at Call of Duty, I still SUCK at the show. Yesterday I lost 50 biscuits to Smitty after jumping out to a 4-0 lead. I wanted to spike my goddamn controller. And guess what? Smitty started his rally by bunting for a base hit with BRYCE HARPER. Yes, the same Bryce Harper that has some of the best raw power in all of baseball.  

What a PUSSY!!!  

But if anything, this quarantine has made me irrationally hate players based on how bad they are in The Show. Take Leury Garcia for instance; he can play any position at an average level or better, sans pitcher or catcher. Yes, he could play 1B in a pinch if need be, and slaps the ball all over the field offensively from both sides of the plate. But he SUCKS in The Show. So much that I hope the Sox waive him before the season starts because he fucks me over so much

Nevertheless, Smitty and I are going to start running it every day on Barstool Gametime at 10am central, 11am eastern for FIFTY whole biscuits. But today we're also murking noobs in Warzone with Glenny Balls. I THOUGHT I was supposed to play with him and Johnny Bananas today later, but Smitty says I need to "Earn" that right.  Whatever the fuck that means.  And I will. 

So come join me, Smitty, Glenny and let's get us a W. It's going to be biblical

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