Day 15 Of Quarantine: Seth Rogen Is Making His Alexa Fart
We're all dealing with the coronavirus quarantine in our own ways. For instance, the way I'm dealing with it is I make an entire pot of coffee in the morning and continually drink it nonstop throughout the day until it feels like my heart is gonna burst, then I double down drink even more coffee. It's a fucking rush. My brain flies all over the place as my heart thumps at an adrenaline-inducing 250 beats per minute. It honestly reminds me of the old pre-Chernin investment/pre-NYC move Barstool days when I would just sit in my apartment all day every day writing blogs.
Anyway. How is Seth Rogen passing the time during the coronavirus quarantine? Other than smoking the Devil's lettuce and live-tweeting the Cats movie? Well he's making his Alexa fart for him. Guys being dudes. And it turns out Alexa has all kinds of farts in her arsenal. Who knew? She's got tiny ones, silent ones, difficult ones, random ones and even the dreaded pooey ones. I laughed out loud when sweet-voiced Alexa uttered the words, "That was a pooey one." Oh and guess what? Farts are still funny. Farts were funny at the beginning of time and they'll be funny until the end of time (which might be much closer than we all thought). If this is where we're at on just Day 15 of the quarantine I can only imagine where we are on Day 40 and beyond.
PS- Can you believe Seth Rogen is only 37 years old? I simply could not believe that when I googled him a few minutes ago. I'm not saying that as a knock on what he looks like either, quite the opposite in fact. I'm saying that as a Holy Shit Seth Rogen Is Only 37 Years Old And Has Already Done More During His Career Than Most People Dream Of. His career is INSANE. Rogen and his crew have an astoundingly high batting average when it comes to movies that are not only crazy funny and popular but also looked upon favorably by critics. Obviously people are very familiar with his body of work so we won't re-hash it here but there's a good chance Seth Rogen has 30+ years left of writing, acting, directing and whatever else. But the fact of the matter is he could retire right this second and he'd still be a Hall of Famer in the world of comedy.