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Wake Up On Nopening Day With Frank The Tank's Infamous Opening Day Meltdown About NJ Transit

Based on what I've seen on Twitter and in the drafts folder here at Barstool, a lot of people are crying in their beers about Opening Day and I am no different despite my team's fireballing number 2 pitcher going down for the year during a goddamn quarantine. But we need to move on. We made it through Week 1 of what would have been March Madness, we will make it through Opening Day/Week/Whatever Bullshit MLB Was Gonna Call It This Year and we will make it past whatever awesome things covid snatches from our souls next because it is the ABSOLUTE WORST.

So today we are going to throw it back to an Opening Day that will live in infamy. The day the meteor known as Frank The Tank crashed into our lives because of the INCOMPETENCE of NJ Transit. It may not be an actual baseball game or moment. But this video, this report. It's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again.