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Philadelphia Eagles Fan Enjoys A Trip To The Grocery Store

LORDY!

This man is what we in the biz refer to as "horny". In fact, he's got an extra large case of the horn. This poor fella is about to risk it all amidst a global pandemic to role play as one of those cucumbers. You know how many foods are shaped liked dicks? The best kinds. 

Go Birds. 

@BarstoolJordie