Top 10 Weirdest Coronavirus Items For Sale On Craigslist
So far I've done deep dive blogs on how Coronavirus has been effecting the people on Bumble/Tinder, and another on PornHub. Now I'm looking into Craigslist to see what those on this notoriously strange virtual marketplace are offering up during the pandemic. I was not disappointed.
10. How It Work / NYC
According to the weird robot-voice YouTube video I found it's like an at-home pregnancy test... but for Coronavirus.
9. Benevolent Barterer Just Looking For Prepper Pals / North Jersey
8. Very Chill And Normal Car Dealership With 10,000 CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK SALE ads / North Jersey
The only thing I could find about this place besides a crappy website was this shaky YouTube video where a guy gets in his new car while still ripping a cig & then drives off the lot victorious. I respect it.
7. Wacky Waving Inflatable Man < Wacky White Inflatable Hospital / San Francisco Area
I understand the idea behind the need for extra medical space, but why is this $70,000 thing for sale on Craigslist? Do they think the head of Emergency Services in San Francisco will be like, "Oh fuck, it's getting bad. Gonna see what Craigslist can do for me." Who knows.
6. Epidemic, But Make It Fashion / SF
If you're spending $60 to jazz up a face mask when there's already a shortage you're an enormous asshole. That being said, I'd pick Option A If I had too. Pretty groovy.
5. My Kinda Town Is Not Worried About It / Chicago
100% certain Malort kills any sort of virus so I can see how they're staying calm out there.
4. This Is Not A Time For Science / Miami Area
First of all, Christ Over Infected Disease doesn't make any sense. Maybe infectious disease, but still…. Who comes up with this stuff and who is wearing it??
They also sell sandwich board signs if you'd like to break isolation for some public ridicule.
3. El Combo Especial / Miami Area
Who needs a testing kit when you can get a toilet kit for only $100. Two rolls of TP, scent spray, a plunger, two rolls of TP…. I know a deal when I see one. Don't let this opportunity swirl away.
2. Low Mileage / Philly Area
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1. Silver Takes The Gold at #1 / Philly Area
This entire description is an absolute doozy but here's some of my favorite parts:
Colloidal Silver was once accepted as a broad-spectrum antibiotic, antifungal and antiviral until the FDA came onto the scene in the late 1930's.
Colloidal Silver cannot be patented by the drug companies and does not fit the mold of modern pharma agenda.
The mainstream media touts that no cure has been identified for COVD-19. Meanwhile, if one can keep himself safe from ALL viruses, harmful bacteria, and fungal diseases with a broad-spectrum agent….. wouldn't it be silly to live in fear of becoming another statistic on the coronavirus map.
[ Personally, after taking colloidal silver for 3 years I have been sick with a cold one time. We put it in the water for our dogs & cats…. Not one visit to the vet in that time.]
THEY ARE GIVING THIS SHIT TO THEIR PETS!!!!
I do not utilize the method that risks turning oneself blue like the idiot mentioned in all the anti-silver articles.
If you are afraid of drinking it, I can provide a stronger concentration that can be used in a humidifier or vaporizer to treat and protect from airborn risks.
Limited supplies available, get yours now before the lockdown.
Welp, that's the list. Sure hope none of you are feeling BLUE as this trying time goes by. ha ha