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What Dat Robotic Mouth Do?

This robotic mouth chants algorithmically generated prayers. So yeah. That's precisely what dis robotic mouth do. However...

Day whatever of quarantine. You're feeling a little lonely. You're feeling like a sea is stormin' inside you. You think you're capsizin'. The waves are risin' and risin'. And when you get this feeling, you want sexual healing. And there isn't a single doubt in the world that some male genitalia has already found its way in or around this thing. 

Just might be a little weird when it starts chanting prayers after completion. Could you imagine how much of a piece of shit you'd feel like after that? I mean you already feel guilty enough after cracking one out. You immediately smash the little 'x' on the corner of the screen to rid your mind of the vile filth you were just watching. And then to have a robot lead you in prayer afterwards? You're going straight to hell, pal. Straight to hell. Worth it though. 

@BarstoolJordie