There Is Allegedly A Version Of The Movie "CATS" With CGI Buttholes And The Public Needs To See It ASAP #ReleaseTheButtholeCut

I don't know Jack Waz or any of the 399 followers of his unverified account from a hole in a cat's butt. What I do know is that his tweet went viral and gave a weary world something to turn its attention to in the face of a pandemic. Seeing #ReleaseTheButtholeCut going viral gave me a much-needed escape from all the coronavirus talk as well as reaffirmed my faith in humanity as it gets torn to shreds on Twitter by the minute. 

I'm sure there are people are skeptical that such a preposterous cut may exist. But those people are likely the ones who are lucky enough to have never seen the movie CATS, whose nightmare fuel has been documented by the good folks here at Barstool Sports (dot) com:

Twitter:

And Rotten Tomatoes:

Now after reading all that, do you think there is a better chance that there is or isn't a cut with a bunch of human cats with CGI buttholes? I rest my case. Now we need to make sure this Butthole Cut to see the light of day. Not because I want to see some CGI'd poop chuters, but because it could be the great uniter during this chaotic time full of uncertainty. See this tweet?

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That motherfucker ruined an entire legendary franchise for me in 2.5 hours flat with The Last Jedi. Yet we are brothers in the fight for the Butthole Cut to see the light of day. If I can put my differences aside with Rian Johnson for the most nonsensical shit the internet is talking about right now, I think anyone in the world can put their differences (political, economical, caring about spreading the coronavirus) aside for the greater good of the world, which again would be a movie full of CGI cat assholes. Hollywood, do the right thing during this time of chaos and #ReleaseTheButtholeCut so we can all be horrified together. Also put it On Demand because I'm not leaving my house until doctors with much bigger brains than me say its okay to.