Looks Like America's Favorite Scumbag, Gritty, Is Hoarding All The Toilet Paper
I've always just assumed that Gritty is the type of guy who shits outside and doesn't wipe. No offense or anything but "good to adequate personal hygiene" just isn't the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about Gritty. Mostly I think about Gritty ****allegedly**** punching a 13-year-old child in the back of the head. But proper personal hygiene is probably no higher than 16th or 17th on that list.
So to see Gritty out here with that many rolls of toilet paper when I know damn well he's not using it? It's just a shame. I mean there are good, honest, hard working people out there who can't even wipe their own ass these days because all you maniacs decided to stock up on all the toilet paper in the world for an upper respiratory virus. Not a pooping virus.
I will admit that the plastic plate rainbow is pretty impressive. Clearly there's a Mrs. Gritty involved here because no way could Gritty actually pull something like that off. As soon as he heard all the liquor stores in PA were closing, he immediately ran out and purchased a year's worth of liquor. Probably drank half of it this morning. Way too drunk to ever pull off something like that. Gritty is the liquor.