Do You Think Alexis Ren Gives A FUCK About The Corona Virus Apocalypse????

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Yes!  Yes, she actually does!  Good for Alexa for using her platforms to promote the possible dangers of social distancing!  Wash your hands, don't touch your face, and follow Alexis to emotional freedom!!!  

Also...CBS IS BACK BABY!  Desperate times call for desperate measures!  That's why I, CBS, am back with my own byline to uphold truth and justice around these Barstool parts as well as give all the almighty pageviews this world deserves! Now let's back down this Corona bitch together and get back to the basics!  Cue it, Alexa! 

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PS - Fortnite Boy has a tickle in his throat and is self-quarantining with Jerry Ferrara and The Lost Kings so keep that pansy hymen company!  

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