Dave Portnoy Has Begun Day Trading And Guess What... #DaveyDayTrader Is Already Up $50k!

Previously on March 4th:

Today on March 12th:

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WATCH OUT WORLD, there's a brilliant businessman on the loose and his name is Dave Portnoy, aka Davey Day Trader aka Davey EBBS AND FLOWS. *Only 12 hours in and he already knows the stock market like the back of his hand! And huge credit to him for not wasting even a minute sulking about every sports league getting suspended yesterday. A true visionary who can't be stopped... 

He did what any good fearless leader would do and trudged forward into a brand new horizon he had very little experience in. *But that didn't stop him from becoming the best day trader to ever stare at stocks on a Friday morning. 

A quick tutorial from Large was all this manchild needed to go from the gambling outhouse to the Big Board penthouse. LFG DDT!

Now that DDT has that sweet stock taste, he's gonna want it so bad it'll be like acid in his mouth. But that's a good thing. In dire times like these we all need a new hobby, something to hope for. 

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In my case, I'll be watching oldschool Dave Portnoy videos for the next 2 weeks, trying to soak up even just 1 ounce of his incredible aura. Why? Because, DDT. DOESN'T. LOSE.  

(Live look at DDT by March 2021)

**And remember folks Dave Portnoy is not a financial advisor.   He owns tons of Penn stock and has financial interest in them. According to his desk condition, he is a certified genius though. Thank you