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YOUNG PAGEVIEWS REPORTING LIVE FROM WHOLE FOODS: MAYHEM Breaks Out As Covid19Mania Creates CHAOS In The Populace

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COVID MANIA FOLKS!!!!  Tensions are high and the freaks are out to play.  The tweet directly above is my eye witness account.  Basically I saw people chirping at eachother and then sushi go everywhere, and then the big dude 4 pieced the little guy, and then the little dude went ballistic on the rest of the lovely Whole Foods shoppers.  I'm just a guy trying to get some turkey/cauliflower/carrots and next thing you know you are in the midst of violence.  

In these dangerous times, we can just be grateful that no innocent bystanders got hit with one of those punches as they could have taken someone's head CLEAN OFF!  Its always a bad sign when you hit someone in the head with your fist 4 times and their immediate reaction is..... nothing.  In my experience, you're normally going to look for some kind of negative effect to happen to your "punchee" and this guy just didn't see many results to that result.  You have to expect that he is going to be pretty disappointed when he goes back to the tape.  

P.S.  I don't know if I could hate living in New York City any more.  What a complete shitshow.  You try to go get some Turkey/Cauliflower/Carrots and you end up with psychopath spit in your face and a bizarro world UFC Fight Night in the buffet section of whole foods.  What a complete gongshow of a place to live.  When you are not coming into contact with thousands of potential disease ridden people every single day JUST BY COMMUTING TO WORK, you are dodging California rolls flying by your head while checking out at the grocery store.