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Turns Out Harry Houdini Is Alive And Well

One of the all time disappearance moves I've ever seen on a college campus. Put it on a banner and hang it in the goddamn State Farm Center. Have a dedication ceremony for the guy and everything. Invite the whole family. 

Everyone knows college is the time you learn NOT to argue with a significant other in public. Nearly everyone is bound to go through the phase. Although typically this should take place in the back of a bar, well after 17,000 blue guys and endless rounds of things that end in "-bomb"... that's when you get the Fuck You vs. Fuck You magic that college is known for. 

This? 

This is outside the quad. This is on the way home from Econ 103 lecture. This is over a lack of sympathy for a bad quiz score and FYI quiz scores are a bunch of bullshit. I made that clear this week in Cheating Chronicles. 

Seriously though Professor. 

Fuck your quiz.