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Post Malone Says He Got Face Tattoos Because He's Insecure And "An Ugly Ass Motherfucker"...Guess I'm Getting Face Tattoos Now

As an ugly myself, I can spot another ugly in the wild and Post certainly is one. Which is why he got face tattoos:

NYP - The “Circles” singer, 24, opened up about his many face tattoos in his new GQ Style cover story, sharing that there’s more behind the ink than a desire to keep up with the latest tattoo trend.

“I’m a ugly-ass motherf—ker,” Post told the outlet. “[The face tattoos do] maybe come from a place of insecurity, to where I don’t like how I look, so I’m going to put something cool on there so I can look at myself and say, ‘You look cool, kid,’ and have a modicum of self-confidence, when it comes to my appearance.”

I appreciate his honesty here. It's nice to know even the most famous, biggest superstars in the world have self-confidence issues like the rest of us. And we all have our ways to feel better about ourselves- maybe you go to the gym, or buy nicer clothes, or in Post's case, get face tattoos.

And I agree with him, he objectively looks better with ink on his face. It exudes confidence. Which is why maybe I need to get face tats too? I mean if simply getting barbed wire across my forehead will improve my looks, I gotta do it right? Because I can't keep up going to the gym, I prefer eating nachos to salads, and I'm not great with fasion...but getting a face tattoo or 2 or 3 seems like a pretty easy fix. Maybe smut above one eye and Blogger over the other to make sure people know I mean business. I think that's the move. Barstool Nate, face tattoo haver. Really has a nice ring to it.