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<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/8GAPC23" href="https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1233892039290507266"></a></div></div></div><p>I haven't even been at #UFCNorfolk for an hour and we've got finishes up the ass! </p><p>This one comes by way of a wild lookin' guillotine choke from Jordan Griffin, who, like that tweet says, is EXTREMELY strong. Like EXTREMELY strong. I don't know how he finished that with the control that he had, and it sounds like Michael Bisping doesn't either, but he got the win and that's all that counts in the end. </p><p>John Kavanagh brings up some good points about how we score victories like this, however...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/L0ZIXvK" href="https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/1233892606058340354"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="undefined" title="undefined"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/29/6df052dd.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/29/6df052dd.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video></p><p>Something to think about.</p><p>P.S. We also had this insane flurry that finished the fight prior to the Griffin fight...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/waEhsdn" href="https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1233884785367490563"></a></div></div></div><p></p><p>Bananas. Probably a 12-6/back of head illegal elbow in there too.</p><p></p>

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