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Ashley Graham. Boobs. Breast Pump. Instagram. Mink Man.

I'll admit, that is a headline I never in a zillion years thought I would right. But I saw this tweet pop across my timeline and instantly thought of one of my favorite Barstool shirts ever.

Nothing gets the juices flowing like the sweet stylings of The Mink Man giving a 20/20 sports update. It doesn't matter if it's the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl or a lazy slate of Spring Training games. The Mink Man always delivers the news, and if need be, the milk. Which is good because anybody who has ever been around a nursing mama knows just how painful a set of mammaries can be if not discharged in a timely manner. Those mamma jammas are not only an important nutrient source for your baby but they can become ticking time bombs and if any issue arises, it is truly All Hands On Deck to relieve the queen bee. Trust me, I know.

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*Full disclosure, I'm not entirely sure how the phrase "Shameless" works in this scenario