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Wake Up With Abraham Lincoln Killing The Fuck Out Of A Whole Bunch Of Vampires

If you are stuck in the cubes on this Presidents Day, there is no better way to pass some time than by watching one of the greatest men to hold that title slice and dice a whole bunch of undead blood suckers in the name of America. Swinging that axe as true as can be is how Honest Abe got his nickname and bagged that smokeshow Mary Todd back in the day. 

Now lets have ourselves a Monday and get this week over ASA fucking P.